WHAT IF your site got crazy and then you find this:
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
rewriteEngine Off
</IfModule>
what if is, you got seriously hacked, your htaccess file was sabotaged, and seriously, at this point it doesn’t matter who did it, matters only getting your site back online ASAP, right?
you also just met then the oldest and filthiest wordpress vulnerability, which is, all plugins are democratically equipped with the right to edit ANY of your site files, configurations, db records, just everything and anything …
it also is, that you do not have hakka Orthrus installed … then it wouldn’t happen
our Orthrus has more then two heads, but specially one on the outside and another on the inside, it constantly watches anything what comes and goes, it also reacts instantly when there is any tempering attempt, it restores immediately the compromised files with the original working files.
soooo, bite me, I don’t bite back, I fix the damage silently and watch you trying do your shit and smile about you scratching your head …
24/11/2025 16:52 | htaccess RECOVERY OK | Altered .htaccess detected and recovered, suspicious file saved: .htaccess-incident-251124-165237
25/11/2025 23:53 | TARGET SITE DOWN | Redirect target is not responding correctly.
27/11/2025 03:52 | htaccess RECOVERY OK | Altered .htaccess detected and recovered, suspicious file saved: .htaccess-incident-251127-035255
28/11/2025 12:59 | TARGET SITE DOWN | Redirect target is not responding correctly.
29/11/2025 15:57 | TARGET SITE DOWN | Redirect target is not responding correctly.
30/11/2025 05:09 | htaccess RECOVERY OK | Altered .htaccess detected and recovered, suspicious file saved: .htaccess-incident-251130-050919
02/12/2025 11:36 | ACTIVATION FUPHP | Master functions.php-master created from current version.
02/12/2025 12:24 | ACTIVATION CIO | Master CIO File created from current version.
04/12/2025 01:39 | MASTER UPDATED | Master .htaccess file in place, hash in db.
04/12/2025 01:40 | MASTER UPDATED | Master functions.php file in place, hash in db.
04/12/2025 01:40 | htaccess REC. DENIED | master file is not the last verified version and now saved in incidents, upload a new file
04/12/2025 01:43 | FUPHP RECOVERY OK | Altered functions.php detected and recovered, suspicious file saved: functions.php-incident-251204-014309
04/12/2025 01:53 | htaccess RECOVERY OK | Altered .htaccess detected and recovered, suspicious file saved: .htaccess-incident-251204-015354
04/12/2025 15:58 | MASTER FUPHP UPDATED | Master functions.php file in place, hash in db.
DON’T WORRY, WE’RE THE GOOD ONES !
but, we dig deep into the dark cellar of wordpress secrets and we expose them . . . NO SECRETS HERE, being ruthless, sarcastic and brutally honest is our theory and that makes us the good ones. We don’t believe in marketing fluff, we believe in truth.
WE DON´’T put bloat into our work, our interfaces are clean, no nagging, begging for paid upgrades or sneaking upsells.
WE DON’T implement hidden configurations
WE DON’T modify your files secretly
WE DON’T do what others do . . .
read more about us
SOLUTIONS BUILD ON TRUTH
LET’S START with the useless and reckless, stupid wordpress media library! We do not like it, we hate the core code. That’s why we build something precious, well thought-out, and fully capable of replacing that native thing, we call it wpHakka Commander
a fully featured media directory tree, where you create real real folders, as many as you want, and organize your images like you want and nobody will ask for paid upgrade to enable dubious features
What else do we have?
wpHakka WebP Oracle – a high performance wepb creator without CDN crap or other third party requirements, this plugin does it at home, independent, high performance and secure
wpHakka Thumb Revivor – that is the mother of bombs for all wordpress and plugin crimes, this tool can fix all the shit others created and left behind shutting your site performance down
wpHakka Post Fixer – that thing is scary because makes your site go high on search engines without paying a dime, just pure intelligence packed into a plugin to edit all post alt tags and excerpts, alle image titles, alt tags and captures, what others try with their crappy SEO plugins we really do, without harming your setup
wpHakka Robo-Map – the shark plugin, creating the best robtos.txt and sitemap.xml with one unique goal, making the search engines work for you and not as you might be used to, fiddling in your configs with stupid plugins to make your site do what the search engines want you to do
wpHakka Unleash – this thing makes the japanese rotor motor noise when people access your site, so fast it is, our cache algorithm is top secret underground code and it will blow your mind
wpHakka Feed – the non-plus-ultra plugin for bloggers, it eliminates all problems that you might have experienced already, fully featured and styles editable, responsive, single/multi column layout and as an extra, wpHakka Gallery is already included
wpHakka Quotes – old but still gold, dynamic layout, fading in, layout fully configurable, random quotes, you can add your own and no external connections, works for pages or posts, as well as shortcode to place them anywhere you want
wpHakka Reactor – facebook like reaction bar, like, love, wow, laugh, sad and angry, select the ones you want and edit the layout, instant anonymous counter update
Keep reading to understand what each of them can do for you. Still we have more, some mu-plugins, some function snippets, random picture galleries, security fixes and much more, if you’re serious about your wp installation you should contact us
thanks for coming, we hope you stay, if not, you’re always welcome when coming back
for any inquiry please feel free to contact us, thank you
DISCLAIMER
our intention is not to offend any person in particular, even if you might get confused, we are talking about situations and share the truth, which, unfortuantely is not the most liked attitude nowadays . . .